Set the stage; light the lights. Fill the hall; it's the night of lights. Stars are here; let's give a cheer! It's the annual Granny Awards.
Have a seat; settle in. On your mark, get set, get ready begin. Here we go, enjoy the show! It's the annual Granny Awards.
TV Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the First Annual Granny Awards. We have some great entertainment for you tonight, and it's all brought to you live from "The Fair Tale Channel."
All: G-R-A-N-N-Y. Granny, Granny, Granny! Here we go, enjoy the show! It's the annual Granny Awards!